REPORT FROM THE HAGUE COMMITTEE ON LOST LEGENDS
by DRAMATURG alphonse
supplemental confirmation by lesaqualeferguson (Ruby Dupree great great great grandaughter)
ABSTRACT
The Spectacle of The Blue Comet
The legend tells of a blue light that returns to Mesa Verdi. It rises in the east, curving across the dwellings, and disappears in the west at 1:00 pm. The light imprints the images of A-dumbs and Joan on the cliffs, which remain for 50 minutes. The 50 minutes signifies the 50-year celebration of their victories and their return. It is thought that thousands crossed The Americas to view the spectacular event.
Deep science reports
Close inspections of the cliff face show indentations in the rock that match the image exactly. Scientists have rock samples with red ochre paint embedded into them. There is speculation that there were also impressions of Cosmo And Goat-ee on the crumbling rock face. This theory has been substantiated by Lesaquale Ferguson —The Talking Iguana.
She states that this place would have been the site of Joan and A-Dumba’s original celebration following Bob and Princess Dumba’s return.